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kieljamespatrick:

Sad… Sad day folks. Searched house high and low with @SarahKJP and still no sign of Puffin.

Posted 7 months ago
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spookicornia:

being ignored makes me so mad

like i’d rather someone tell me to go fuck myself instead of them ignoring me

(Source: drunkchan)

Posted 7 months ago
Posted 7 months ago

fuck you.

Posted 7 months ago
thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

kanrkri:

aloiss-haunted-booty-shorts:

What if you kept the horse mask 24/7 while raising the child and they thought they were raised by a horse human hybrid and never knew any different and then one day you took the mask off

That’s a great idea

no one on tumblr should ever become parents

thatsnotwatyourmomsaid:

kanrkri:

aloiss-haunted-booty-shorts:

What if you kept the horse mask 24/7 while raising the child and they thought they were raised by a horse human hybrid and never knew any different and then one day you took the mask off

That’s a great idea

no one on tumblr should ever become parents

(Source: thedailywhat)

Posted 7 months ago
this makes my heart ache

Posted 7 months ago



People always think that when you sleep together, there’s always something that is happening in between the sheets and the bed. But let me tell you, It’s not always like that. The feeling of actually hugging each other until you fall asleep, the warmth of each other’s breath, and the total happiness in the morning when you wake up right beside them. Everything may sound too good to be true, but sometimes it takes a lot of responsibility and love to be able to be as wholesome as possible. Sleeping with your special someone is one of the most heartwarming experiences you’ll ever have. No nothing, simply hugging and smiling yourself to sleep.

People always think that when you sleep together, there’s always something that is happening in between the sheets and the bed. But let me tell you, It’s not always like that. The feeling of actually hugging each other until you fall asleep, the warmth of each other’s breath, and the total happiness in the morning when you wake up right beside them. Everything may sound too good to be true, but sometimes it takes a lot of responsibility and love to be able to be as wholesome as possible. Sleeping with your special someone is one of the most heartwarming experiences you’ll ever have. No nothing, simply hugging and smiling yourself to sleep.

(Source: deepfriedjupiter)

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Posted 7 months ago

gravitysex:

If your goal was to make me feel completely worthless, congrats. You win.

Posted 7 months ago
  1. me: instantly jumps to worst possible conclusion
Posted 7 months ago